Thursday, July 27, 2017

A Narrow Visit to Zion

Having had enough of the faux glitz and glamour of Las Vegas, we were ready to hit the road to see more national parks.  We had to make a couple of necessary stops first.  Most people take a photograph in front of the iconic Las Vegas Strip sign as they are coming into town.  We decided to do it as we were about to leave.

Even at 9 AM and despite the 100 degree heat, there was still quite a long queue
to take a photograph in front of the sign with Las Vegas Strip in the background.
We didn't want to wait, so we just told The
Kids to stand off to the side for the picture. 
You can kind of see the strip on the left.  

Afterwards, we drove to Orchids Garden restaurant for Dim Sum.  Although The Wife is not Cantonese, she makes every effort to try Dim Sum whenever we go to a city with a decent Chinese population. The food was indeed good and worth the stop.

Since there were a plethora of Asian eateries in that vicinity, we stopped at a couple of other locations to get some bubble tea, dirt cheap Vietnamese sandwiches, and Chinese baked goods.

Our next stop would be Zion National Park, a 3 hour journey across the state line into Southwest Utah.  American Indians have been living in the Zion area for thousands of years.  Originally, the park was named the Mukuntuweap National Monument, based off an indigenous name.  However, in the 19th century the Mormons settled the region in force and gave the area Biblical names.  Eventually, the park service changed the name to the Mormon-friendly Zion National Park in the 20th century to give it a broader appeal to tourists.

Three prominent sandstone peaks within the park are named
the "Three Patriarchs," after Abraham, Issac, and Jacob.

Sacred datura flowers grow abundantly throughout the park.  People should
avoid eating it as it is poisonous and will cause -2 Perception for 90 seconds.

The Wife had been there many years ago when she was little and had liked it.  My interest in it stemmed from playing the video game Fallout:New Vegas, part of which was set in this area.  Yes, I'm a huge dork.  Unfortunately, many others were interested in Zion as well, as it is one of the more crowded national parks in the country.  The number of visitors had gotten so bad that the park service eventually limited private vehicles from travelling past the visitor center.

A very convenient shuttle bus service transports visitors to the different attractions around the park.

The only exception are the guests staying at Zion Lodge.  They can drive their cars up to that point.  That's where our reservations would be for the next two nights.  Although we had booked our stay many months in advance, the only lodging option within the park was the stand-alone cabins.

The cabins were rustic yet serviceable and convenient.

The amenities were basic, with a clean bathroom...
...and an extra sink with microwave and coffee maker.

Each cabin had a porch where you could sit and enjoy the outdoors.  Unfortunately, the cabins were too close to each other and obstructed the magnificent views.  Plus there was an awful stench near our cabin.  I believe one of the wild turkeys that roamed the area had relieved itself too close to our unit.  Without any television, internet, or even a signal for our cellphones, there wasn't anything else to do but appreciate our natural surroundings.

The Wife and The Girl enjoyed the cool afternoon Utah air and the smell of turkey poo.

No workout facilities at the Zion Lodge?  No problem.

Since it was such a beautiful day, we decided to have our dinner (the aforementioned Vietnamese sandwiches) outside at the common area in front of the lodge.  There is a large grassy field where people were relaxing, having picnics, or throwing Frisbees and footballs.  The cool, afternoon summer air, the ambiance of the surrounding rock formations, and the delicious mystery meat in those banh mi's were enough to make it a perfect meal.  To top it off, we were then joined by the evening entertainment--a herd of mule deer.  It was obvious that these animals were acclimated to humans.  People could approach them up to ten feet away before they batted an eye. 

At the Zion Lodge, people live in harmony with nature...until someone beans a deer with a Frisbee.  

The Girl "feeds" her mystery meat sandwich to a deer.

A deer hug?

Later that night we attended one of the free ranger talks at the Zion Lodge.  There was actually a pretty good turn out of people.  Perhaps all the other guests at the lodge had nothing better to do either.  The ranger seemed like an interesting person--he was a retired career military serviceman who is now doing something he is passionate about.  Unfortunately, the topic about some of the local fauna was a bit dumbed-down for little kids and wan't too interesting.  It was a way to kill an hour but we didn't plan to come back for more talks in the future.


*****


August 28, 2017


There are no shortages of things to do in Zion.  Visitors can do several hikes that reveal amazing views of the canyon.  Adventurous types can rappel and scramble through slot canyons.  And those physically fit can even rock climb the cliff faces of the canyon.  The park service allows visitors to do all sorts of hazardous activities--they leave the responsibility on the guests to know their own limitations.  The only thing they request is that people don't feed the chipmunks.

With only one full day there, we had to be picky with what we wanted to do.  The first thing that popped out for me was Angel's Landing, the quintessential Zion Hike.  This strenuous 5 mile trek takes visitors up to a high overlook with a full view of Zion Canyon.  In order to get there, hikers need to traverse a narrow ledge with drops of 1,000 feet on either side.  The park service had placed chains on the ledge to assist hikers.  Unfortunately, people still die including a man who fell only a few months before.  One of the many complaints are that there are too many people trying to go up and down simultaneously.  It took The Wife only a few seconds of looking at the photos of that narrow ledge before shooting down the idea of our family doing that hike.  Losing one's life (or even worse--your child's) just to say you did something would be horribly stupid.

The second most popular hike at Zion is The Narrows.  This trek follows a wide gorge with canyon walls up to a thousand feet higher.  During much of the hike, visitors would need to wade through the Virgin River as it flows through the canyon.  Many adventure outfitters in the nearby town of Springdale offer reasonably-priced rentals for specialty equipment including water shoes and neoprene socks.  However, we were too cheap to spend money on those things, so we just hiked in our sneakers and used our trekking poles for support.

My biggest concern for this hike would be the weather.  If there is any significant rain in the forecast, the river may not be safe to traverse.  Even rain miles away upstream can be dangerous.  Once the water starts flowing down the river, it has nowhere to go but through the canyon.  In a wider canyon like the Narrows, The Wife and I expected that the chance of a dangerous flash flood would be pretty minimal.  In other areas of the park, that isn't always the case.

Nevertheless, we did our due diligence.  I checked the weather forecast for the surrounding areas, and there was no precipitation expected for the next several days (I couldn't check on the day of the hike as we had no television or internet access in the park).  We also checked with a park ranger at the welcome center and he told us that there were no concerns.  The national park service also keeps track of the flow rate and will close the hike if the river current is too strong.

Since the Narrows is a popular trek, many guidebooks recommend going in the morning to avoid the huge crowds.  We hopped on one of the first shuttle buses at 8 AM that headed deeper into the park.  We made a quick stop to visit the "Weeping Rock."  This geological formation gets its name from the fact that water continuously drips out from the side of a cliff.  This is caused by melting snow or precipitation high on top of the canyon.  This water first seeps through the top layers of porous sandstone.  However, once it encounters impermeable rock below, the water is forced out creating the "weeping" phenomenon.

A constant deluge of water rained down from "Weeping Rock."

After that quick detour, we took the bus further into the park until we reached the Temple of Sinawava bus stop.

We hiked about a mile along the well-paved Riverside Walk that followed the Virgin River.

From there, a set of stairs descended down to the banks of the river.  This would be the start of the Narrows hike.  At the beginning, the river was very shallow--just high enough to cover our ankles and submerge our shoes.  The water was fairly clear and we could easily see where we were stepping.  Although it was summer, the water was still very cold.  However, after a couple of minutes of hiking and breaking a sweat, that chilly water felt great.  Any concerns we had about the river current were easily quashed.  The water was flowing at such a slow rate that there were plenty of small children playing in the water.  We even encountered a huge pack of Cub Scouts doing a hike.  So much for enjoying the serenity of nature.

The constant stream of people at the beginning of the hike meant that we were never 
alone in The Narrows.  However, we also didn't feel like it was too crowded either.
There was no shortage of natural beauty 
along this hike.  This was the biggest 
waterfall we encountered in The Narrows.

The smooth rocks in the river bed, were very slippery.  Turning one's ankle was a serious concern.  We were grateful that we brought along our hiking poles.  Most other hikers were wise enough to do the same.  Occasionally, we would encounter those who didn't.  Some would even use warped pieces of driftwood or small logs to help keep their balance.  Our progress was much slower compared to the Riverside Walk.  There were some areas of the path where only one person could cross at a time.  The Girl struggled to keep up, complaining that her feet were hurting and too cold.  It probably also didn't help that I kept stopping to take photographs of the family like a prototypical Japanese tourist.

The going was slower once the water got deeper.  Since visibility of the river
floor was limited at greater depths, we had to be more careful where we stepped.

Eventually, we encountered areas where we had to walk through waist-deep water.  It was pretty fun, but there was some shrinkage from the cold water.  In other areas, we would have to walk on wet sand and gravel.  We had to make several stops on occasion to remove sand and small rocks from our shoes.  Overall the tennis shoes were fine for us.  However, I suspect that water shoes would have lessened the problems of debris in our shoes, traction on slippery rocks, and cold, wet feet.

The high walls of the canyon loomed over us as we hiked along the river.
The Boy enjoys a brief respite
from the cold river water.

We hiked for about two hours going upstream.  I hoped that we would make it to the iconic area called "Wall Street," where the canyon would narrow to just about 20 feet wide.  Supposedly, that's where the canyon is most beautiful.  But our progress was just so slow that we realized that we had at least another hour to go to get there.  Pressing on to get to "Wall Street" would mean at least four more hours of hiking to there and back.  The Kids would stage a mini mutiny long before that time were up.  Therefore, The Wife and The Kids decided to turn around and head back.  I hiked on for another twenty minutes at a much quicker pace, but didn't see any appreciable difference in the canyon scenery.  Therefore, I too turned back around and eventually caught up with the rest of the family as they plodded along slowly.

By the time that we had reached the beginning of the trek, I was glad that we had hiked early in the morning.  We encountered continuous waves of people just starting their hikes.  Some were blasting radios like it were a pool party.  So much for enjoying the sounds of nature.  I did notice that the water level was no longer at our ankles.  It had risen to knee-level in just a few hours.  The current was slightly swifter, but it was still easy enough for people of all ages to walk through.

Although I was disappointed that we didn't get farther along, I thought that the hike was very enjoyable.  Walking through a river was a unique experience for us as we had only done trail hiking previously.  The views of the canyon were beautiful.  And most importantly, we didn't run into any unexpected weather-related incidents.  That wouldn't be the case the very next day as the Narrows made national news with a mini flash flood, which fortunately didn't lead to any injuries 

After making it back to our cabin, we all realized that we were much more tired that we had expected. We decided to eschew our planned hikes to the "Emerald Pools."  Instead we headed to the town of Springdale to get lunch.  We had a nice relaxing mid afternoon lunch at MeMe's Cafe.

The pepper jelly grilled cheese sandwich
Soft corn tacos

BBQ chicken sandwich
Meme's Hawaiian sandwich

Afterwards, we walked around the small town that mainly catered to the thriving tourist industry.  There were mainly boutique arts and crafts stores and many outdoor outfits catering to those with an adventurous spirit.  We spent the remainder of the evening relaxing on the grounds of the Zion Lodge, enjoying the lack of electronic entertainment and stress.


Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Magic and Military Machines In Las Vegas

Having experienced many views of the Grand Canyon, we decided to leave early in the morning.  Once again the cloud cover was thick, so there was no beautiful sunrise.  Our first stop was the town of Seligman, less than 2 hours southwest of the Grand Canyon.  This location was the inspiration for the fictional town of Radiator Springs.  Many of the buildings along the main road still retain their historic charm.

The owner of Delgadillo's Snow Cap is credited with starting the Route 66 revival and preservation in the 1980's.

Hmmm...why does that old timer look kinda familiar?

Oh yeah. That's why.  Git er done!

We decided to stop at the Roadkill Cafe, mainly because of its eye-catching name.
The food was straight-forward diner
fare, albeit with clever names.

The kitschy decor is amusing for tourists.  We did notice that there were a fair share of locals as well.

Mater Hit the Tater (from the Kid's Menu)
"Guess the Mess" (a heart attack in  a skillet)


"The Awesome Possum"
(A Traditional American Breakfast)
"One Eyed Dog Hit In the Fog" (Texas-Style French Toast)

After heading west for another two hours, we made it to one of the
greatest engineering projects of the last 100 years--The Hoover Dam.

I had visited it about 30 years ago with my family, and didn’t recall it being too busy (or too interesting).  I had accounted for a quick stop and maybe a quick 30 minute tour of the facility.  However, when we arrived there the dam was bustling with hundreds of people.  It took us 20 minutes just to park at a nearby parking garage.  We traversed the length of the Dam which straddled the Nevada-Arizona border.

Visitors can drive on an access road on top of the Hoover Dam.  We just parked nearby and walked across it.

There is a long drop down on the southern end of the dam...
...as the Colorado River continues on its
course down to the Gulf of California.

On the Northern side the river forms Lake Mead.

We eschewed the tour of the Dam in the interest of time and, well, interest.  As we left to get back on the highway, we were glad that we had arrived there by 11 AM.  In the 45 minutes that we had spent at the Hoover Dam, the queue of cars trying to get there stretched all the way to the turn off from the interstate.  There must have been at least 100 cars in static bumper-to-bumper traffic.

Once we arrived in Las Vegas, we decided to head first to the Premier Outlet Mall North, since our hotel room wouldn’t be ready for a few hours.  It is hard to believe that somebody would design an outdoor outlet mall given the miserable heat that is normal for Las Vegas.  Fortunately, The Wife didn’t spend too much at the outlet mall.  Unfortunately, she planned on spending it all at the shops on the Vegas Strip.

We checked into our room at the Palazzo.  It was by far the nicest accommodation that we would have on our trip.  The Kids were just happy that they finally had fast, reliable Wi-Fi.   We spent the remainder of the afternoon wandering around the shops.  The Venetian-Palazzo complex was so large it was easy to get lost, even with a map.

It was nice to have a suite where all four of us could spread out for a few days.

The bathroom alone was about the same size as our entire hotel room at the Grand Canyon.

I had made advance reservations for a restaurant called Other Mama that was located 20 minutes west of the Strip.  The eatery was only about 2 years old and specialized in small plates and seafood.  [Note: The Girl would later say that it was her favorite meal of our entire trip.]

Octopus, Shrimp, and White Fish Ceviche with Sweet Potato Chips
The fried lobster was our least favorite dish.  It lacked in flavor.

Kim Chi Fried Rice With Pork Belly and Farm Egg
Spicy Chicken Wings With Pickled Root Vegetables

The Sashimi was clean and delicious.  The Wife and The Kids weren't big fans of the uni though.  More for me.

Japanese-style Cheesecake
The Honey-Miso ice cream was delicious.  The miso was not
over-powering and had a flavor similar to salted caramel.
   
We breezed through dinner in under an hour, mainly because of the fast and attentive service and our gluttony.  We made a stop at the REI store to look for some last minute trekking poles for our trip to Zion National Park.  Everything they had was outrageously expensive.

We then headed over to the Rio Resorts to catch the Penn and Teller Show.  The Wife and I had seen them 13 years prior and loved their show.  Recently, The Boy had seen a couple episodes of their “Fool Penn and Teller” show and was interested in watching them.  He was not disappointed in their live performance.  They had a lot of highs and a couple of lows.  We were all particularly impressed by a segment that Teller did with a fish bowl where he “turned” water into coins and the coins back into a full bowl of goldfish.  Their finale where they made an elephant (really a cow dressed up as a pachyderm) disappear right in front of a stage packed with audience members was equally amazing.

The Girl was excited to see her first real magic show.

The Girl was so excited about the performance that she compelled us to purchase the "Penn and Teller Fool Everyone Magic Kit."  After the show, Penn and Teller remained in the lobby and took photos with their fans.  That led to the best part of the performance where we actually heard Teller speak!

Teller takes a selfie with the family.


*****


Wednesday July 26, 2017

The institution that I was looking forward to the most in Vegas was not the casinos, the trendy clubs, the celebrity-chef owned restaurants, or even the gentleman’s clubs (The Boy said that he was “too young” to go to a strip club and going to one alone is just creepy).  No I was looking forward to the firing ranges.  The Wife had recently granted me permission to stockpile a couple of 2nd Amendment weaponry.  Although my AR-15’s are nice, none can fire full automatic as those can sell for tens of thousands of dollars thanks to the NFA Registry Act.  However, in Las Vegas, there are several gun ranges that allow customers to fire a plethora of fully automatic firearms.  The most notable one is Battlefield Vegas, located just north of the Las Vegas strip.  They are prominent among the 2nd Amendment-loving Youtube crowd.   However, their prices are pretty steep at $40 just to burn through a 30 round 5.56 mm clip.  Plus, The Boy, who would be shooting with me, would just be limited to guns that fired pistol ammo only.  Nevertheless their collection of exotic firearms is unparalleled in Las Vegas. 

I was all set to go to Battlefield Las Vegas when I came across a Groupon deal for another range called the Gun Garage on the southern end of the strip.  It was a hard deal to pass up.  The Boy and I could each fire 9 fully automatic submachineguns and rifles for the reasonable price about $300.  I went ahead and purchased the deal (the first time I ever used Groupon) the week before we left on our trip.  I called the Gun Garage on July 20th and the receptionist told us we could just show up since we had our own car and it was first come, first serve.  I was pretty excited to kill some evil paper.

On the morning of July 26th, I woke up early and navigated the maze of shops in the Venetian Hotel to line up to buy coffee and pastries at the Bouchon Bakery kiosk.

The pastries at Bouchon Bakery were indeed good, but a bit overpriced
because of the name recognition of its owner--Thomas Keller.


The Boy and I drove over to the Gun Garage at 9:30 to do some shooting.  The first clue that things were bad was that the parking lot was completely empty.  The second clue that things were bad was that there was a sign that said that they were closed due to a power failure.  I called the number for the range and received a message that they would be closed for another 2-3 days because of this issue.  By then I would be long gone from Las Vegas and stuck with a worthless Groupon voucher that I had wasted $300 on.  I contacted both Groupon and the Gun Garage.  It was silly that I had to do it via email since I couldn’t get a live person on the phone.  Needless to say, my money was not going to be refunded by either party.

Still pissed, I decided to drive over to Battlefield Vegas with The Boy.  As we passed the Museum of Erotica, I asked The Boy if he was interested in going there.  He shook his head in disgust.  I'm sure he will be singing a different tune in a few years.

Overall, I am glad I went to Battlefield Vegas.  The place was awesome!  The parking lot was filled with a random assortment of obscure, antiquated armored vehicles that wouldn’t last more than a minute on a modern battlefield. 

Although it is located north of The Strip,
Battlefield Vega's sign makes it easy to find.
Yes, you can shoot all of these machine guns!

If you're not familiar with firearms, you can pick the most menacing-looking gun hanging on the wall.
Despite the gas mask and shells, there are no
chemical weapons or artillery for visitors to fire.

The actual shooting range is not really very large.  But even at 10AM, it was still pretty packed.

Since he was limited to pistol ammo only, I purchased a $90 basic package for The Boy where he shot a couple of 9mm firearms.  He fired a Beretta pistol (whoopee-doo), and a fully automatic Uzi converted AR-15.  I chose the ala carte options of a 9mm MP-40, a .45 cal Thompson M1A1, a 5.56 mm HK G36, a 7.62 mm SCAR-H, and a MG-42 machine gun.  They also had a Stg-44 in their arsenal, but it was “down” that day. 

Don't try landing on my beach!

An Uzi is a great gun to have if all of your neighbors hate you.


 The Boy had a little trouble controlling the Uzi.  He said the safety on the handle and the iron sights made it difficult to fire.  The 9mm AR-15 on full automatic was no problem at all, especially with the red dot optical.  For me, the Tommy Gun and the G36 were really fun and easy to fire.  Although the Schmeiser was firing only 9mm ammo, the muzzle tended to rise a bit making it pretty inaccurate.  The recoil on the MG-42 wasn’t nearly as bad as I had expected and it was damn accurate.  Unfortunately, it spewed bullets so fast, that the experience was over in just a few seconds.  Firing the SCAR-H on full automatic was no fun at all.  The heavy recoil made it too difficult to control.
Altogether, The Boy and I both had fun going full auto at Battlefield Vegas.  The prices were a bit hefty (the total cost was about $300) and the place was pretty busy despite it being 10 AM in Las Vegas.  Our range safety instructor was very helpful and friendly, and we really didn’t have to wait there very long as their turnover is pretty quick.  On our way out, we also picked up some swag from their pretty large gift store.

Adjacent to their range is a parking lot filled with Battlefield Vegas' collection of decommissioned armored vehicles.  The Boy and I walked around viewing the obscure vehicles, but it was just too hot and sunny to stay out of the shade for too long.  [of note: Supposedly, the Las Vegas police department borrowed some of the armored vehicles from Battlefield Vegas months later during the tragic massacre on October 1, 2017]

A Czechoslovakian OT-64 amphibious armored personnel carrier.
A Soviet T-55 main battle tank.

A U.S. M-56 self-propelled artillery gun.
A Canadian Sexton II self-propelled artillery.

For the low price of $2,000 and change, you can drive a tank over a car.
You can do it for free if you give four years of your life to Uncle Sam.

I didn’t feel that bad blowing a wad of cash on firearms because The Wife was busy at the Fashion Show Mall blowing a wad of cash on dresses.  She stopped off and bought lunch at Luke's Lobster Las Vegas which we enjoyed back in our hotel room at the Palazzo.

We ordered lobster bisque and luke's trio (half rolls of lobster, crab,
and shrimp).  The lobster roll was definitely worth the higher price.

 That afternoon, we tried lounging by the hotel’s pool, but there was very little shade for the lounge chairs and the pool was full of loud, boisterous children…wait those were my kids.  The Kids were not happy that the two lifeguards yelled at them when The Girl tried getting on The Boy’s shoulders.  I guess they have to be extra cautious when the deepest part of the pool is only four feet deep.  We stayed out there for less than an hour as the blaring sun of the Vegas sky was too intense to take.

We wandered the shops of the Venetian for the rest of the afternoon.  The Wife bought some Royce chocolates (never heard of them) that were very high-end but delicious.  She also bought six fancy macarons for about $17.  They were good, but I’ll stick to the $.50 macarons that you can buy in bulk from the frozen section at Restaurant Depot.

We headed out to the “Chinatown” area of Las Vegas for our 6 PM reservation at Raku (there are so many Asian restaurants in Vegas that I think the whole area west of the Strip is Chinatown).  This izukayan-style restaurant has been profiled by many TV personalities such as Anthony Bourdain over the last several years.  The reason that I wanted to try it was for The Kids to try a more authentic type of Japanese food instead of always eating overworked sushi rolls crammed with mayonnaise and cheap fish.  Plus, the restaurant also continued to receive good reviews on sites such as Yelp.  When we arrived at 5:50 PM, there were several people already lined up to try to get seats.  Advanced reservations are definitely recommended for this popular restaurant.

We were tucked away in a small, semi-private room.

Raku has an option for omakase which is recommended by many people.  However, at $75 per person, that would be fine for The Wife and I but a bit too excessive for The Kids.  We decided to order a la carte from the menu.  There would be no sushi, no sashimi, nor an crudos, ceviches, or tiraditos.  This was robatu-style where food is cooked. 

Poached egg with sea urchin and salmon roe
Homemade tofu with chili garlic sauce and Japanese mustard greens

Pork ear
Grilled "corn cob" special (mashed potato center with corn kernals)

Asajime chicken breast wrapped with chicken skin
Butter sauteed scallop with soy sauce

Kobe beef outside skirt with garlic
Kurobuta pork cheek


Kobe beef tendon
Pork intestine

Steamed foie gras egg custard
Grilled rice ball in broth with ume plum

Green tea creme brulee with green tea ice cream

We especially loved their fresh tofu, uni with poached egg, and sautéed scallop with soy sauce.  The biggest miss was from their specials menu—“corn on the cobb.”  It was corn kernels arranged around a patty of mashed potatoes to resemble a corn cob.  It was whimsical idea, but it just didn’t taste delicious.  I had expected to spend a ton of money at Raku, but surprisingly our pre-tax total was less than $100.  The service was excellent there.  Maybe in the future I will try their omakase.

The Wife and I had tickets for the 10 PM performance of Absinthe.  We dumped The Kids back at the Palazzo and made the trek over to the “tent” at Caesar’s Palace where the show was held.  Absinthe has been a very popular attraction in Las Vegas ever since it opened in 2011.  It features several amazing circus acts interspersed between raunchy, inappropriate humor.  Unlike the Circus Soleil performances which are held in giant amphitheaters (The Wife and I had nosebleed seats when we went to see “O” 13 years ago), the audience is packed in close to the stage for Absinthe.  I had read comments on the Internet that the folding chairs in the first several rows were pretty tight.  Plus, guests in the first couple of sections would be picked on mercilessly.  Since I wanted to spread my legs out and I didn’t want to be “teabagged” by another dude, The Wife and I purchased tickets for the large, comfy chairs at the back of the tent.

Because of the limited size of the speigeltent, the audience is practically onstage.
Our seats seemed more comfortable than the 
metal chairs and weren't too far from the action.



Stacked chairs can be used to change a light bulb when a ladder is not available.
Fortunately, the big guy kept his shirt on for the majority of his performance.
The show was amazing.  The risqué, borderline-racist humor is not for everybody and is completely superfluous to the circus acts.  However, The Wife and I found it very entertaining and inoffensive.  Our only regret is that The Kids could not partake in seeing the circus acts as they would have definitely been impressed by them.